Sex and Me
One of my sibs sent the following questionnaire in one of those e-mail round robin thingamabible. Here's my reply (edited to protect the perverted):
Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All. I'm a guy. :)
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
When facing the bed, on the left.
Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No.
Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
Shower or bath?
Shower mainly.
Do you pee in the shower?
Yes. I'm a guy :)
Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both.
Do you love someone in your friends list?
My sister.
Do you know all the people in your friends list?
No.
Love or money?
LOL! Why yes, I would love money!
Credit cards or cash?
YES!
Have you ever had anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Only after a major argument.
Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel.
Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Pool.
Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Probably
Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
Ever been to a bar?
Yes
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No
Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
Ever had sex in the bathroom?
Yes
Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes
Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
Have u ever bought anything thing from an adult store?
Yes
Ever been caught having sex?
Yes
Does anyone have naughty pics of You?
No
Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No
Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
My sister. Oh, wait....
4 Comments:
I've pulled over to the side of the road so someone else can puke. He should be joining us tonight at Hof's. ....
By Greg, at 9:42 AM
you're back! welcome back!
By Joe, at 8:08 PM
thanks, joe!
By Unknown, at 1:02 AM
You had sex at work? Really?
Huh.
By SBB, at 4:56 PM
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