Words, Weights, Whatever

Friday, February 06, 2004

Do you remember...?

Whatever

I love these lists....

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1984.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. There were other options?
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine. You mean there was time there were none?
They have always had cable. Remember On TV?
They cannot fathom not having a remote control. AAAARRRGGGG!!!
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. There were other ways?
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. Never saw it, never will....
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses! With lasik these days, I'm surprise they know what contacts are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". Camel? Is this a vacation thingie to Egypt?
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. When did they?
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. What's a typewriter?

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