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8 Rules for dating my teenage Republican daughter:
(If you believe all of the following statements, you can go out with my daughter.)

1) Education is a private/local matter, and government shouldn’t take dollars collected in rich communities and redistribute them to schools in poor communities.

2) Owning a weapon is a constitutional right, but marrying the person you love is not.

3) It is always wrong to raise taxes. But, it’s fine for government to get into debt and have the next generation pay for it, as long as the banks and rich investors can earn their interests.

4) You have to be against government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.

5) Biology teachers are corrupting the morals of 6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.

6) Government should shun any support to art. After all, the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.

7) You have to believe a commission appointed exclusively by President Bush to investigate his administration's intelligence failures in Iraq.

8) George W. Bush REALLY won the election.