Words, Weights, Whatever

Monday, February 03, 2003

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states:
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn
as much
salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation
based on
the
following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time

It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of
the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make


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