Dear kind-hearted friends:

Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your
heart to help
those in need.

Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just
below the
seven-figure salary level. And, as if that weren't bad enough,
they will be
deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC
investigation.

But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a
day (that's
less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help
an Enron
executive remain economically viable during his time of need.

This contribution by no means solves the problem, but it's a
start!

Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an
Enron exec it
could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking ass
in DC, golfing
in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred
dollars is
nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payments. But to
an Enron exec
$700 will almost replace his per diem.

Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron
exec to buy that
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new
Ferrari, or
enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the
exec you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k),
real estate,
and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.
You'll also get
information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute.
Imagine the joy
as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus,
upon signing
up for this program, you will receive a photo of the exec
(unsigned-for a
signed photo, please include an additional $50.00). Put the
photo on your
refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who
just wants to
help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name,
he will be
able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator
just in case
additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is
checked below:

[ ] Mid-level Manager
[ ] Director
[ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which
department)
[ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which
department)
[ ] CEO (Contribution:: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x
700)
[ ] Entire Company
[ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me.

*It's just that easy so do it now!*

Please charge the account listed below ___________ per day and
send me
picture of the Enron executive I have sponsored, along with my
very own Enron
"Keep America Strong; Sponsor an Enron Exec: Ask Me How!"
T-shirt to wear
proudly.

And thank you so very much!