Subject: Minor Surgery

There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy
that his
testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always
complaining
about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to
the doctor to
see what could be done to relieve the problem.

The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him
what the
problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would
have a look.
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the
examining
table,and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under
his left
testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the
usual method
to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right
testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and
reached for
his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side
then snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget
to get dressed
and see if they still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the
doc's office and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did
you do, Doc?"
he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy
boots."