THE GENIE

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined
with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband
cautioned,"Honey, be careful when you drive. *If we break one of
those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair."

Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through
the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband
cringed, "I warned you to watch out! *Now we'll have to go up
there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going
to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said,
"Come on in." When they opened the door they saw glass all over
the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the
broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you
the people that broke the window?"

"Uh..., yeah, we're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep
the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life."

"No problem", said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put
a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can
do."

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world" she said.

"Consider it done. *The deeds are now in your name," the genie
said.

"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish,
genie?" The genie thought for a minute and said, "Well, since
I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. *What do you
think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for
the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other
repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at
the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35", she responded breathlessly.

"No kidding! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
in genies?"