Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I

looked over to my left and there was a man in a brand

new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with his face up

next to his rear view mirror shaving his face! I

looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked

back he was halfway over in my lane, still working on

that dang beard!!! It scared me so bad I dropped my

mascara, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the

car using my knees against the steering wheel, it

knocked my cellphone away from my other ear which

fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED

AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

DANG MEN DRIVERS!!!!!!