In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
who was
waiting for a bus was
wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her
turn to
get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up
to the
height of the first
step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
the bus
driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give
her enough slack to raise
her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still
couldn't. So, a little
more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a
little more, and
for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to
her
chagrin, she could not
raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached
behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a
large
Texan who was
standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her
gently on the step of
the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and
yelled, "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled
and
drawled, "Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly
three
times, I kinda figured
we was friends."