>Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2002 2:53 PM
>Subject: Hollywood Squares
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>Subject: Hollywood Squares Comebacks
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>These are from the days when game show responses were
>spontaneous:
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>Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his
>tail. What will a goose do?
>A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
>
>Q: Do female frogs croak?
>A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water
>long enough.
>
>Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you
>detect light?
>A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.
>
>Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be
>at least how high?
>A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
>
>Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
>A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...
>
>Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably
>a man or a woman?
>A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
>
>Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and
>you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly
>and ask him if he's married?
>A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
>
>Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you
>get older?
>A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
>
>Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to
>say "I love you"?
>A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and
>a twenty.
>
>Q: What are "Do It," "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
>A: George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next
>apartment.
>
>Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you
>going to get any during your first year?
>A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy.
>growing strawberries!
>
>Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at
>nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
>A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
>
>Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
>A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
>
>Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with
>getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
>A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
>
>Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body
>- what is it?
>A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't
>neglected!
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>Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than
>150 pounds?
>A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.
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>Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
>A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
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>Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in
>them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What
>are they?
>A: Charley Weaver: His feet.
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