***Drawn Together (Episode Three)***

Our remodeling efforts continued last night. The floor contractor came over to take pics and measurements of our staircase since he'll be ordering the custom-built thingie and any mistakes will cost him. He's already ordered the wood. And The Spouse (TS) this weekend will be ordering the various appliances: the stove top, the overhead vent, etc. I need to select the sinks for the kitchen and washroom for my part.

Eek. It's really happening. We're actually redoing our house.

After a wonderful dinner, we returned home and just read while waiting to see the third episode of Drawn Together at 2230. Here are some of the high lights:

• You know those stupid competitions held by reality shows? Drawn Together parodied them by having the roommates break into teams: one to find the cure for polio and the other to put an egg in a bucket*. Winners get food while the losing team starves for a week.
  
• Baby that looked like a turd.
  
• Princess Clara's song about bullies. Let's just say some of the lyrics would have shocked Christians and Jews.
  
• What the starving Spank Ham did to Clara's animal friends.
  
• What Clara did to...never mind.
  
• The bulima jokes.
  
• Why Xandir doesn't have a gag reflex any more (and, no, it's not what you think. Much.)
  
• A certain "blockhead" in leather gear.
  
• A horny Ling-ling and a dead chicken all alone in a stomach for a week.

Overall, we enjoyed the show but it's definitely not for the easily offended or PC-zealots. Repeat tonight at 2200 PST. Next week is a repeat of the very first episode. Damn.

*The egg in bucket team won. Barely.