Words, Weights, Whatever

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

***Humor: Woman words***

For a change of pace:

WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"


GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

2 Comments:

  • This is so true! And I will deny that I EVER said that!

    By Blogger TECH, at 8:08 AM  

  • Well said and so true. Depending on the tone and body language, THANKS can also be a variation of WHATEVER.

    By Blogger Jean, at 3:42 PM  

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