***Joke of the Day***
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
2 Comments:
Mwahahaha! I want to do that everytime some turkey tries to run over me in a crosswalk. Now I have an excuse.:)
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Leon, at 12:55 PM
wow, I've got bird flu!
By
Joe, at 4:26 PM
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