> *Get Your Own*
>
> One day a group of scientists got together and decided that
man had come
> a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one
scientist to go
> and tell Him that they were done with Him.
>
> The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided
that we no
> longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people
and do many
> miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost?"
>
> God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the
scientist
> was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's
say we
> have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied,
"Okay, great!"
>
> But, God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did
back in the
> old days with Adam."
>
> The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and
grabbed himself
> a handful of dirt.
>
> God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own
dirt."