> The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
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> Collie + Lhasa Apso
> Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
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> Spitz + Chow Chow
> Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
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> Pointer + Setter
> Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
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> Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
> Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
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> Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
> Peekasso, an abstract dog
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> Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
> Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
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> Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
> Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
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> Newfoundland + Basset Hound
> Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
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> Terrier + Bulldog
> Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
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> Bloodhound + Labrador
> Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
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> Malamute + Pointer
> Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
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> Collie + Malamute
> Commute, a dog that travels to work
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> Deerhound + Terrier
> Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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> Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
> Oh, never mind...
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