New Taliban Towns

Now that our B-52's are reorganizing Afghanistan's landscape,
U.S.
intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some
of their
towns to confuse us. These new names include:

1) Wherz-myroof
2) Mykamel-izded
3) Oshit-Disisabad
4) Waddi -El-Izgowinon
5) Pleez-Ztopdishit
6) Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7) Ikantstan-Disnomore
8) Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9) Myturbin-Izburnin
10) Imma-Dedshmuck

Happy New Year !!